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A Hobbit Woman Takes To Her HoleMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Hobbits because you'll only end up with a corn-cob pipe in your crack." I never quite understood his advice until one Sea Monkey Day, I was gardening with my best friend Flamabelle Gaysolina Hairyfoot. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was flustered and spooky sounds came from deep within. Flamabelle Gaysolina Hairyfoot saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!A Hobbit Woman Takes To Her Hole by ~mlowther99
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